Thursday, January 03, 2013

YOU CAN THANK ME LATER: A very special, hand-picked gift for your new member of Congress

If you've been struggling to find that special gift for your new member of the 113th Congress, may I be so bold as to suggest the following?

Yes, it's an exclusive, pre-packaged tar-and-feathers kit hand-selected by Doctor Ross.

Which is the only fitting gift for the tools that operate like this.


Jefferson Ohio said...

Quantity discount available?

Stan Burton said...

Do you have one that is guaranteed to scar and harm them instead?