Thursday, January 03, 2013

YOU CAN THANK ME LATER: A very special, hand-picked gift for your new member of Congress

If you've been struggling to find that special gift for your new member of the 113th Congress, may I be so bold as to suggest the following?


Yes, it's an exclusive, pre-packaged tar-and-feathers kit hand-selected by Doctor Ross.

Which is the only fitting gift for the tools that operate like this.


2 comments:

Jefferson Ohio said...

Quantity discount available?

Stan Burton said...

Do you have one that is guaranteed to scar and harm them instead?