Tuesday, January 29, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: New Photos of President Obama Skeet-Shooting Unearthed

We finally have confirmation that President Obama does indeed "do skeet-shooting all the time."

Cub Reporter Biff Spackle cannot reveal how he acquired these photographs because he can not -- and will not -- disclose sources or methods.




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4 comments:

jeannebodine said...

Yee hah! Can't believe TNR fell for that pic of Oblahma "skeet-shooting". The cool kids in the know who follow your blog recognized that iconic King Putt pic right away since you've had so many "exclusives"!

Bones said...

Still using the same Photoshop "expert" that did the birth certificates.

Reaganite Republican said...

lmao x 100

Jason in SD said...

It was an easy mistake. He thought "shoot skeet" was slang for "smoke pot and receive anal sex."