Friday, December 28, 2012

CSI: Little Rock

Q: Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Arkansas?

A: All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

Note: For those Arkansanians offended, feel free to substitute AL, KY, LA, MS, or WV when forwarding.

Hat tip: PointsNFigures.


Matthew W said...

The one we use in Illinois is:

How do you know the "Toothbrush" was invented in Wisconsin?

Any where else, it would have been called a "Teethbrush"

Taqiyy. said...

And how do you castrate a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the chin.