Friday, November 16, 2012

DUDE: What the Hell is China Building Here?

If these guys are building their own Stargate, I'm gonna be pissed.

Not happy with building mysterious gigantic structures in the desert, the Chinese are now building inter-dimensional portals in the middle of their cities. What the hell is this 515-foot (157 meters) high metal structure in the the city of Fushun, in northeast China's Liaoning province?


...It's made of an astounding 3,000 tons of steel and it will glow at night—decorated with 12,000 LED lights. According to Fushun Municipal Government's officials, this titanic structure does absolutely nothing except serve as an elevated sighting position. They claim it is pretty "landscape architecture"—like the Eiffel Tower. It uses four elevators to take people to the top.

...According to Fushun's Urban Construction Bureau, the "Ring of Life" means "a round sky and a path leading to a paradise in heaven."

I'm telling you guys right now: this is a Stargate, I don't care what they use as a cover story.


13 comments:

William Teach said...

Obviously, China has been paying attention to Democrats proliferate spending on things that serve no purpose, and, with a massive influx of ObamaCash(tm) from foolish projects, China now has plenty of disposable income to waste on silly projects.

J.P. Travis said...

If they build one more in line with the first one we'll know... the world's biggest telescope. Is it pointed at Japan by any chance?

Anonymous said...

I thought hot wheels track...

Chunkdog1 said...

Don't we have enough problems now? Do we really have to add the Gou'ald to that list?

Proof said...

I'm thinking it's like that giant key Superman used for his Fortress of Solitude. This could be for the peephole in the door?

Anonymous said...

Giant napkin ring...big deal

Anonymous said...

Looks like a future Red Bull stunt in the making. Would be cool to see it at night.

QueMan said...

With all the money they get from the usa...why not??? After all they build complete cities that would hold 50k or more folks with no one living there...the chinese have to spend their money someplace right?

Anonymous said...

That's one of the Dyson fan thingy's that have no blades.
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Reliapundit said...

THAT'S THE MASSIVE HOLE INTO WHICH SOCIALISTS POUR ALL THE HARD EARNED MONEY OF THE SERFS UNDER THEIR CARE.

Rhymes With Right said...

Are we in a Stargate technology race with China?

http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/335011.php

OldmanRick said...

Oh my gosh, it's a stargate.

Reaganite Republican said...

Are you kidding, that's a monument to Obama... he's all they ever dreamed of