Pass the plan
Pass the bill now
The jobs bill must be passed now
Pass the bill
Pass the jobs bill with no delay
The jobs bill must be passed now so we can read it later
Pass the plan now
The jobs bill must be passed intact now
Pass the jobs bill now
The jobs bill must be passed immediately
The jobs bill must be passed immediately and we will read it later and figure out if we will pay for it some time in the future.
The jobs bill must be rammed through, without delay intact
I need another blank check to spend half a trillion for votes for the election, so pass the jobs bill intact now.
I don't know poetry, but my feet sure are Longfellers.
Hat tip: A commenter at "Obama dragging down Democratic candidates in House special elections."
2 comments:
Yeah, all his proposals are some big rush, 'got to get this though' and such
Fool me once, shame on you...
AN OGDEN NASH VERSION:
PASS THE BILL -
DO NOT READ IT.
THE GOVERNMENT'S HUNGRY
WE MUST QUICKLY FEED IT!
DR SEUSS VERSION:
ONE BILLION, TWO BILLION, THREE BILLION FOUR -
PLEASE JUST SEND THE POLITICIANS MORE.
SEND THEM MONEY, SEND IT NOW -
IF YOU DON'T SEND IT
THEY'LL SPEND IT ANYHOW!
TS ELIOT VERSION:
LET US GO THEN - YOU AND I
WITH THE DEBT SPREAD OUT BEFORE US LIKE AN ENDLESS SKY -
LIKE AN MSM SYCOPHANT MESMERIZED BENEATH MY TABLE.
LET US GO THROUGH UNION-MOB CONTROLLED STREETS
WITH THEIR EXPLETIVE PEPPERED TWEETS
THAT ATTACK TEA PARTY RACISTS
WHO DARE ASK QUESTIONS.
OH DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE BILL, OR WHAT IS IN IT.
VOTE THE WAY I SAY, AND LET ME AND THE MSM SPIN IT.
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