Sunday, July 11, 2010

Our Beloved A.G. Eric Holder: Convicted 9/11 Mastermind Probably Can't Be Executed Because of Separation of Mosque and State or Something

This Eric Holder fella makes John Mitchell look like a Boy Scout.

Unsatisfied with: suing Arizona over its enforcement of immigration law; allowing blatant civil rights violations by New Black Panthers; and working tirelessly to have Gitmo detainees released into the U.S. proper; Holder now appears to be shielding 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed from the death penalty.

Attorney General Eric Holder says there’s a real question about whether a terrorist suspect such as alleged Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed can face the death penalty if he were to plead guilty before a military commission.

Holder proposed last year trying Mohammed and four alleged accomplices in civilian courts in New York City. But that idea generated so much controversy that it’s all but been abandoned...

He told CBS’ "Face the Nation" that it’s possible to impose the death penalty in a civilian setting for someone who pleads guilty. But he says there’s far less legal certainty about that possibility in a military setting.

Holder's defense of KSM certainly comes as a surprise, seeing as how his Justice Department is infested with lawyers who've made their livings defending bloodthirsty terrorists.

Here's my idea for dealing with KSM, seeing as how he's already admitted his central role in the murder of 3,000 innocent Americans on 9/11:

Remember the movie Wanted, Dead or Alive? Where a bounty-hunter played by Rutger Hauer tracked down the Jihadist who had leveled a movie theater full of kids? Hauer had been told if he brought the terrorist back alive he could earn an extra six-figure bonus. To make sure he didn't escape, Hauer jammed a grenade in his mouth and led him back to the feds by the pin.









On second thought, f*** the bonus. And f*** KSM.

You see, Holder, it's not really all that hard. You appear to be willing to run roughshod over all sorts of laws when they protect American citizens -- from federal immigration law to the New Black Panthers' violation of civil rights -- but terrorists? Oh, they get their rights?

In November, my hope is that no matter how many New Black Panthers, no matter what kind of dirty tricks are used to intimidate voters, we're going to swamp you and your Leftist drones at the polls. And then we're going to subpoena you for every single one of these suspect activities.

So a word of advice: start shredding now. And retain a defense attorney. You're probably going to need one by the third or fourth week in January.


1 comment:

Shayne said...

Wasn't Holder the one who said that thay will try KSM, find him guilty and execute him?

You mean he lied??? Hard to believe that someone from the Obi administration would say something untrue.

/sarc