Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Officials in Southern California prepare for inevitable nuclear attack, thanks to SmartPower™ policies of Obama, Clinton and Holder

Given an administration that coddles terrorists, cozies up to nutcases like Kim Jong-Il and wink-winks at a nuclear Iran, these preparations seem sensible.

...local officials are inventorying hundreds of old bomb and fallout shelters as part of their preparations for a "radiological or nuclear event"... Los Angeles and other metropolitan areas are drafting emergency plans while federal agencies study how to prepare the public for what county public health Director Jonathan Fielding describes as a "low-likelihood, huge-consequences event."


His department hosted a workshop earlier this month for the emergency operations staff of the county's 88 cities in preparation for "Golden Phoenix," an exercise scheduled for June 2010 that simulates the scenario of a 10-kiloton nuclear device detonated in Los Angeles... "We think this is a great opportunity for us to open a dialogue with the 88 cities so they can begin to amend their emergency plans to include planning for a nuclear device."

...Interest in such civil defense activities was renewed in recent years amid fears that a terrorist group or rogue nation like Iran or North Korea might gain access to nuclear weapons.

The federal Homeland Security Council is urging state and local governments to prepare in the event of a nuclear detonation in a major city.

And Matthew Chandler, a spokesman for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said the Federal Emergency Management Agency is studying how to incorporate a nuclear detonation scenario into a citizen preparedness campaign.

...Experts are also concerned about nuclear threats posed by Iran and North Korea and, to a lesser extent, China and Russia. The president of Iran has threatened to wipe Israel off the map and experts believe North Korea has missiles that can hit the West Coast.

Experts are especially concerned about the possibility that Iran one day could launch ship-based nuclear missiles, said Brian Kennedy, president of The Claremont Institute's Ballistic Missile Defense Project.

"The West Coast of the U.S. has limited missile defense against a North Korean missile," Kennedy said. "And, unfortunately, we're almost completely vulnerable to a ship-launched ballistic missile attack."

Kennedy is also concerned a ship-launched nuclear missile detonated at a high altitude would create an electromagnetic pulse, possibly destroying electronic equipment and knocking out the nation's power grid - leaving the country with little or no communications and no ability to provide food and water to potentially hundreds of millions of people.

Congressional reports suggest such an attack could result in more than 100 million deaths in a year, said Sharon Packer, executive director of the American Civil Defense Association.

...Ken Kondo, spokesman for the county's Office of Emergency Management, said the recent 50th anniversary of the county's Civil Defense program piqued a lot of interest in the shelters, along with the post-apocalyptic films, "The Road" starring Viggo Mortensen and "The Book of Eli" starring Denzel Washington, slated for release in January.

"Hollywood is raising awareness about the aftermath of a mega disaster and what needs to be done to survive," Kondo said.

"So to Hollywood, we say, `Thank you.' Now it's up to us to start to locate and find these fallout and bomb shelters and make preparations and plans to utilize them in the event that people need to take shelter because of a terrorist attack or man-made event."

Cheering news, but not unexpected from the hard left Democrats that support, enable and appease world despotism.

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KSM Glamor Shot, Trial Serve as Infomercials for Jihad

Writing at American Thinker, J. R. Dunn poses some fascinating questions.

Is anyone else as puzzled as I am by the new stock photo of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? It could hardly be more different from the hairy chested view of him taken upon his apprehension.

I'm referring to the photo that appeared at the same time that the New York trial was announced, portraying him in traditional Arab dress. The picture is odd in a number of respects. For one thing, it's extraordinarily ambiguous. While KSM appears to be trying to look ferocious, the robes, wide-eyed expression, and cocked head all work to give him a distinctly feminine air. The picture fairly reeks of the homoeroticism that Christopher Hitchens, among others, has detected in the Jihadi subculture.

But the oddest thing of all is this: it's obviously a recent photo. This individual is several years older than the figure in the well-known "crazed pizzeria worker" photo that introduced KSM to the world. So it had to be taken since he was in custody, and it is alleged that the International Red Cross took it.

The question is: why?

Look at what he's wearing. The white headdress, the turban. This is a sheikh's costume. The clothing of a figure of respect in the Arab world. This photo was designed to impress, to portray KSM not as a prisoner, not as a terrorist, but as a man of distinction within the framework of his home culture.

This picture was apparently taken while KSM was in American custody, processed with American acquiescence, and released with American permission. It's exactly as if we were acting as KSM's PR firm, hired to make him look as imposing as possible.

There is no better example of the Obama administration's skewed priorities than this single photo.

KSM admitted -- and it was independently confirmed through multiple sources include Usama Bin Laden -- arranging the murders of some 3,000 American citizens, easily the greatest single act of terrorism in world history.

Men and women going about their business, reading their emails, answering the phones, cleaning toilets and arranging for babysitters.

Men and women left at the real precipice, clothes melting on their bodies as a hundred stories of air offered the only release.

What kind of administration permits KSM to publish glamor shots that market Jihad around the world? What kind of Attorney General supports these efforts?

The same kind of A.G. that expends enormous effort to cover up voter intimidation by its New Black Panther allies, in a seeming effort to encourage anarchy and violence at polling places.

The Justice Department has ordered its career trial lawyers who have been subpoenaed by the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights not to appear to provide testimony or give documents in the investigation of DOJ’s dismissal of the New Black Panther Party voter-intimidation case...

How a personnel guideline can supersede the force of a subpoena issued by the commission remains a mystery...

A source tells me that Adams was “not quite” threatened with the loss of his job, but plainly he and his colleague, Christopher Coates, the voting rights section chief, are being strong-armed to disregard a lawful subpoena. This is abject lawlessness, the sort of executive imperiousness that, if practiced by a Republican administration, would bring howls of protest from Congress, the media, and liberal lawyers’ groups. The Obama Justice Department doesn’t want to respond to a subpoena because they have a personnel rule? Next thing you know they’ll be claiming executive privilege for a social secretary. Oh yes, that’s right...

Any liberal with an ounce of intellectual honesty will receive a full and fair hearing on this blog if they can explain this outrageous behavior.

Mark my words: the trial of KSM will turn into a months-long miniseries as well as an effective infomercial for jihad. And, as was presciently stated in the days of Bill Clinton, Americans will needlessly die as a result of these policies.

In the case of Clinton, however, it was due to simple incompetence, arrogance and corruption. Under the current regime, however, it appears entirely intentional, perhaps step number six in the 12-step program to shred the Constitution.


Hat tip: Larwyn.

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Google Adds Real-Time Twitter Updates to Search Results

Well, this is interesting. Google appears to have added real-time Twitter messages into its standard search results.


Click to Zoomify

You can also choose Updates as a channel like News, Blogs, Groups, and such.

It's an interesting development, to be sure, and that also highlights the importance of Twitter as a platform.

As an aside, is anyone else seeing this search behavior -- or am I a one-off, as usual?

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Larwyn's Linx: Debt Crisis Portends Liberalism's End

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Nation

The 'Most Disturbing, Disgusting Act' in Health Care Drama: VS
Is Any of This Healthy?: Mullings
Senate Solution: Consumer Choice is D.O.A.: AT

Command and Control: Cold Fury
Selling another out-of-control entitlement program: PJM
Communists revel in health care nationalization: New Zeal

Bombshell: Crist 43, Rubio 43: Hot Air
Making Schools Safe for Exploitation: AT
U.S. Attorney Subpoenas Working Families Party: JWF

Economy

Debt Crisis Portends Liberalism's End: Tapscott
Who do you trust?: Anchoress
The Hard Truth Concerning Health Care: NoisyRoom

U.S. Uranium Enrichment Funds Go To... The French?!?: AT
Bring on the Bad Guys: Wizbang
Using taxpayer money to subsidize electoral victory: AT (Lasky)

Media

NYT: Heck of A Job, Barack: JOM
Happy Bill of Rights Day!: Surber
Keith 'Strap-On' Olbermann says Lieberman Should Kill Himself: Strap-On Watch

Pondering and Rating Obama: Anchoress
It’s Official! Media Matters Morphs Into One-Stop Fisting Information Clearinghouse: GWP
America Under Barack Obama: An Interview with Nat Hentoff: Review Messenger

Climate & Energy

Climategate: massive evidence of fraud worldwide: PJM
Greenland, Antarctic Temp Reconstructions Show No Historical Warming: Virtuous
Dessima Williams: Another Socialist Negotiating Away Our Future in Copenhagen: New Zeal

Climategate's Stubborn Facts: AT
The State of Climategate Today: Ace
New Scientist becomes Non Scientist: JoNova

World

Surprise! Freed Lockerbie Bomber is Missing: YWL
North Korea Caught Red-Handed Selling Arms -- Again: PJM (Rosett)
Copenhagen Pigeon Drop: JPA

Words that must remain unsaid: Gates of Vienna
Why One Auschwitz Survivor Avoided Doctors for 65 Years: Spiegel
French minister tells Muslims: dress properly, find a job and stop speaking slang: Reuters

Waiting: Belmont
The Palestinians Tell the World Their Strategy: Why Make Peace with Israel?: RubRep
Harassed Mideast women forced off streets: Maktoob

Hillary Admits Failure on Iran: Commentary
The End of America As We've Known It: Riehl

Sci-Tech

Size Matters: Wizbang
Pics, Video of Boeing 787 Dreamliner Takeoff: AirlineReporter
Breaking News Flash: Gormogons

Cornucopia

Sheriff Holley Was Right: Crazy Uncle
My Kind of Christmas Tree: Denny
They're Both Batt-y: Michelle's Mirror

"AGW theory is deader than Monty Python’s parrot. Get over it." -- Melanie Phillips


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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

My War of Words With the Canadian Health Care System

A representative of Canada's state-run health care system has rushed to the battle front to defend her system from evil conservative bloggers like moi. She writes:

Actually, the health care system in Canada does work. And it works pretty well. My family and I have enjoyed unrestricted access to specialists, general practitioners, surgeons, hospitals, outpatient departments, emergency rooms, and labs, just to name a few services, over the past few years for a variety of concerns – football injuries to hysterectomies to skin conditions to flu shots. I’ve never had to argue with a insurance company over what they would pay, nor have a copay to pay. There is no paperwork or bills to review or submit – we just show our health care card at the hospital or doctor’s office or walk-in clinic.

Of course there are idiots, horror stories, and cracks that people fall through in Canada. Just like the horror stories in the States – and this is confirmed by my family in Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Texas and Missouri tell me – (all born and raised in US, so they are not used to, nor probably even aware of, what we have up in Canada and therefore cannot be accused of bias). And there are people that complain bitterly about anything and everything.

- Remember that Canadian woman who had to go to the States for her brain tumour to be removed? It was not cancer, it was not growing appreciably, and the Canadian health care services would have operated on it, close to her own home, in 6 months time, without any change in her overall health. And cost her no money. Instead she had it operated on “instantly” in the US, because she didn’t want to wait, and now is complaining (tearfully on CNN via YouTube) that she is devastated by the bill of over $100,000. That is a reality of the States health care system.

On average, we live longer than the population in the States. Fewer of our babies die in infancy. We have better outcomes in almost every measure of health care – including surgery! We pay through taxes less than half you do in the States for more care. Our health care is not “socialized medicine” – we pay taxes (like you do) and in return, the government allocates $ to each province (like states) for a list of basic health care (prenatal care to surgeries to emergency rooms) to be provided to every Canadian citizen. Period. You do not call it Socialized Agriculture when your government subsidizes farmers? You don’t call it Socialized Free Enterprise when your government reduces tax to business. Socialized Highways, Socialized Parks? Socialized Defence?

Please don’t write off health care systems that are maybe just different from yours.

Her email server really is owned by the interiorhealth.ca domain, so it appears legit. I replied:

Please read the following from the NIH, Stanford University and other professional opinions.  Follow the links for attribution.  I'll wait patiently for your corrections.  Best Regards, Doug

• The work of Barbara Starfield and others has repeatedly shown that having a family doctor is the single best way to ensure access to sound health care.  Yet a 2006 study revealed that 17% of Canadians do not have family physicians—about 5 million Canadians have no family doctor. Of these 5 million, around 2 million have sought unsuccessfully for one.  The NIH reports that "...with an aging family physician population and a projected increase in the population of seniors as baby boomers reach retirement, there is a looming crisis in primary care in Canada."

• The Chief of Neuroradiology at Stanford reports the following, which utterly refutes your claims: "1. Americans have better survival rates than Europeans for common cancers.

Breast cancer mortality is 52 percent higher in Germany than in the United States and 88 percent higher in the United Kingdom. Prostate cancer mortality is 604 percent higher in the United Kingdom and 457 percent higher in Norway. The mortality rate for colorectal cancer among British men and women is about 40 percent higher. ...
2. Americans have lower cancer mortality rates than Canadians. Breast cancer mortality in Canada is 9 percent higher than in the United States, prostate cancer is 184 percent higher, and colon cancer among men is about 10 percent higher. ... 3. Americans have better access to treatment for chronic diseases than patients in other developed countries. Some 56 percent of Americans who could benefit from statin drugs, which reduce cholesterol and protect against heart disease, are taking them. By comparison, of those patients who could benefit from these drugs, only 36 percent of the Dutch, 29 percent of the Swiss, 26 percent of Germans, 23 percent of Britons, and 17 percent of Italians receive them."

• In 2009 about 2,500 Canadians per month sought medical treatment in the U.S. because of accessibility, long waits and life-threatening conditions.

• There is a projected $36 trillion shortfall in funding for Medicare and Medicaid.

• California's Medi-Cal program is an unmitigated disaster, burning a $14 billion hole in a state with a nearly $50 billion overall budget shortfall.

• Single-payer has failed cancer patients and children in the UK. It has condemned patients to long and sometimes fatal waits for routine tests in Canada (e.g., "Excessive wait times for magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) studies are a major problem in the Canadian healthcare system." Healthcare Policy, Canada, 2009).

• The UK's NHS is broke and fading fast.

• "British cancer patients are substantially more likely to die of the disease than those in other western European countries because of poor access to the latest drugs, according to an authoritative report to be published today." (Cancer survival rates worst in western Europe: Telegraph, UK, 2007)

• As for anecdotes?  Here's one that describes what U.S. diplomatic officials see every day.

I am an American living and working in [Canadian City]. Please do not use my name, but I am a Foreign Service Officer at the U.S. Consulate here... working in the... visas section. I could get in big trouble professionally for telling you this.

...I had numerous opportunities to work on cases in which Canadians were attempting to emigrate to the U.S. primarily for medical procedures. In one case, a U.S. citizen father was petitioning for his [Canadian adult] son to join him in [state]...

...His son had a non-Hodgkins lymphoma, and was unable to obtain the necessary treatments in Canada. In the U.S., two physicians had examined him and basically concluded that, because the disease had not spread above his neck, that he could be saved. In Canada, this young man was under a death sentence. Once I was satisfied that his medical costs would not be borne by U.S. taxpayers, I got him his visa and (hopefully) another chance at life.

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[There was another] case of a young Canadian mother, in tears, who had recently given birth to a child with cerebral palsy. Her husband, a U.S. citizen working in Canada, was able to transmit U.S. citizenship to his infant son and he was petitioning for his wife so that the family could move to Chicago. Why? So the boy could get the treatment that he needed in the U.S., which was superior to that in Canada.

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[We all] had several cases of nurses, doctors, and [X-ray] technicians who emigrated to the U.S. for professional reasons. Sometimes it was for the opportunity to earn more money (one doctor, earning about $85K annually Canadian, had a job offer at a clinic in Buffalo for $300K U.S.). For others, it was a chance to to do what they were trained to do - in the U.S., [an X-ray] technician has the equipment and facilities to ply his trade, whereas in Canada the opportunities to do so are quite limited.

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I realize that this is all anecdotal and not statistically based, but in my experience the only Canadians who are satisfied with the system here are people who are healthy. I do not mean that in a snide attempt to be funny, I am serious - it is a good program for young healthy couples with one or two children who need vaccinations and routine appointments.

However, if you get sick, this is not the place to be.

Lastly, a comment - U.S. health care is a good value for the money. Would you rather have 2009 health care at 2009 prices, in the U.S., or 1970 health care at 1970 prices? The answer is obvious, and even our own Congress knows it. I am pretty sure that Ted Kennedy would not choose to have his brain cancer treated anywhere but the U.S., and the same is true for John Kerry's prostate cancer.

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"Access to a waiting list is not access to health care" --Chief Justice Beverly McLachlin, Supreme Court of Canada (Chaoulli v. Quebec)

In 2007 the Canadian government issued a series of reports to address the outcry over long wait times for critical tests, procedures and surgeries. Over a two year period:

  • Wait times for knee replacements dropped from 440 to 307 days.
  • Wait times for hip replacements dropped from 351 to 257 days.
  • Wait times for cataract surgeries dropped from 311 to 183 days.
  • Wait times for MRIs dropped from 120 to 105 days.
  • Wait times for CT scans dropped from 81 to 62 days.
  • Wait times for bypass surgeries dropped from 49 to 48 days.

These "improvements" are unheard of in the United States. Waiting 48 days for a bypass or 105 days for an MRI could very well be a death sentence.

The public has fought for 50-plus years to build a publicly funded Medicare system that they’re now telling us isn’t quite working for them. -- Health Care in Canada Round Table 2005

A Commonwealth Fund 2005 International Health Policy Survey (slide 16) showed that 41% of patients in the UK and 33% of patients in Canada waited more than 4 months for non-emergency surgery. Only 8% American patients waited more than 4 months for surgery.

Meanwhile, in Hamilton, Ontario, hospitals have received an infusion of cash to cut wait times for diagnostic procedures and certain surgeries, which have become intolerable.

And these are precisely the type of government-controlled health-care systems proposed by the Democratic candidates. Not only are they destined for failure, they will cost thousands of lives. And with the UK and Canada as examples, everyone can see the train-wreck coming.

Story after story after story describes the Canadian health care system in crisis. CBS News and The New York Times are among the sources.
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For many Canadians, the choice is crystal clear: you can receive "free" health care and die -- or you can receive treatment in the U.S., pay for it, and live. Worst-case, the choice is death -- or bankruptcy. Which would you choose for a loved one?

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Billy Dee Williams Introduces Tiger Woods Collectible Plates



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Exclusive Photo: Senator Robert Byrd Prepares to Cast 60th Vote on Health Care

They've got to get to sixty, no matter what it takes!


Roll Byrd out on a tray -- just get him to vote.

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Democrats Announce Massive Upgrades to Mount Rushmore

Democrats today unveiled a dramatic renovation of Mount Rushmore.

Artist's conception of the upgrades:

The reverse side is also slated for gentrification:


Hat tip: Ace and Doug Ross. But mostly Doug Ross.

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"A Good Solid, Clusterplus"

"So, Mr. President, what did you think of the historic flight?"

"I'd give it a good solid B-plus".

Unrelated: interpreting the cryptic jargon of polling numbers is difficult, but it would appear that Obama's popular support is at a good, solid B+. Hat tip: Ace and Doug Ross. Mostly Doug, though.

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Top 20 Mark Levin Quips


20. Yello? Yello? Yello?
19. Get off the phone, you big dope!
18. Wiener nation.
17. "Thank me!"
16. Mark gargles or "Levin-itizes" a caller.
15. "Women's underwear" (Keith Olbermann's undergarment of choice).
14. FReeper or MarkLevinFan.com mentions.
13. Mentions Beck (surreptitiously) and other back-benchers.
12. Lactose intolerance; free government cheese giveaways.
11. It's [time] Under God!
10. New York Slimes or Washington Compost reference.
9. "Yes, I said it!"
8. "Kumbaya" with the Levin lyrics.
7. Meet the Depressed.
6. "God Bless Us!"
5. Mary Landfill, Harry 'The Body Odor' Reid, Nancy 'Stretch' Pelosi
4. "I will sue their asses."
3. A RuPaul supporter gets clipped.
2. Barack Milhaus Nobama.
1. "I'm calling a Levin Surge!"
"Take my word for it, I am gorgeous!"



Hat tip: Fudd Fan.

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Holiday Artwork o' the Day


Attribution Unknown, Circa 2008



Spotted at: Crazy Uncle. Update: Original from Art of Obama (NSFW), via Reliapundit.

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Larwyn's Linx: Culture of Corruption: Michelle Obama edition

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Nation

Culture of Corruption: Michelle Obama edition: Malkin
Pong, You're Dead: Dems' Secret Weapon: Kaus
Tackling Civil Rights Injustice: PittLive

The Democratic War on Science: Moe Lane
The Youth Vote Moves On Dot Org: AT (Lasky)
True Lies: AmeriCorps, the First Lady and Gerald Walpin: York

Fistgate VII: What She Saw at Fistgate: GWP
Media Matters Backs Jennings' Teen Fisting Conference: GWP
Yes, the Left Is Coming For Your Guns: Moonbattery

Economy

That Old-Timey Economics: B+!: Ace
Bad times for Americans are good for DC bureaucrats: Tapscott
What Would an 'F' Look Like?: GWP

Obama: More Risky Loans, Please!: Ace
WH Adviser Summers: 'Everyone agrees recession is over': Fausta
Teach a liberal how to be conservative about health care: SMP

Media

Desperate Demcare Peddlers Play Murder Card Again: Malkin
60 Minutes and One Giant Step Back: Commentary
Obama's Good, Solid B+: Ace

The New Yorker's Cheap Shot: Israelly Cool
Despicable: Leftist Loons Politicize Breast Cancer Research: LegalIns
Komen Foundation Supports Hadassah Lieberman - Time to Support Komen: LegalIns

Liberals Dominate Top 10 FAIL Moments of 2009: GWP
A Time of Universal Deceit: Star Parker
S**tstorm Erupts In Koslamistan: JWF

Climate & Energy

Why Those Emails Are Lethal: Spectator
Climate Depot Defends Gore!?!: Depot
We're Melting! Record Cold Forecast for Copenhagen: Surber

'Trick' used to 'hide the decline' worse than originally thought: PJM
Scientists Finally Realize ManBearPig is Hurting the Cause : JWF

World

The United Nations -- Public Enemy Number One -- Has Got to Go: PJM (Solway)
Venezuelan Bank Takeover?: Fausta
Iran will put three U.S. hikers on trial: Maktoob

UN-backed Troops Accused of Killing and Raping Civilians: GWP
Giving Britain the Cold Shoulder: WSJ
Vienna, My City of (Anti-Semitic) Dreams/Nightmares: PJM (Chesler)

Clinton Speaks: Slow-Motion Diplomacy: RubRep

Sci-Tech

Google ponders risky Android solo act: CNet
Quantum camera snaps objects it cannot 'see' : New Scientist
Al Qaeda Secret Code Broken: Schneier

Cornucopia

Bowing to Tradition: Michelle's Mirror
Daily Scoreboard: Surber


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Monday, December 14, 2009

Gropenhagen: Anti-Capitalist Protesters Captivated by Free Sex Offers from Uber-Capitalist Prostitutes

Der Spiegel reports that anti-Capitalist warmers are enjoying Copenhagen's prostitutes free-of-charge.

Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

Copenhagen's city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.

"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card...

John Galt notes the irony.

I get a chuckle out of the great dichotomy currently taking place in Copenhagen.

Literally thousands of the worlds left wing anti-Capitalists have descended or maybe it is ascended to Copenhagen in an attempt to implement world wide centralized control of the world's nation state economies, world trade and peoples' lives.

At the same time, the professional ladies of the evening are offering their services free of charge due to the exceedingly extra high demand for their services that will take place from the huge influx of these anti-Capitalists.

The Ladies will more than make up the forgiven fees for their services with the increased resulting demand and tips resulting derived therefrom..

Ladies of the evening applying true Capitalist ideology to make more money from the anti-Capitalists.

Heh™.

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What Do House Democrats Know That The Rest of Us Don't?

In a tersely worded email, Richard Baehr observes:

In four weeks, four incumbent, long-serving Democratic Congressmen -- John Tanner, Brad Gordon, Dennis Moore, and Brian Baird -- have all announced their retirements.

All of the seats will be tough for the Democrats to defend in 2010. It certainly appears that the Pelosi-Schakowsky-Waxman wing of the Democrat Party has pushed the entire party and its legislative agenda so far to the left that moderate Democrats are giving up the fight.

In the Rasmussen poll today, the approval-disapproval score for President Obama has hit an all-time low: 44% approve, 55% disapprove with 24% strongly approving, and 42% strongly disapproving. Despite the most favorable press coverage ever for any new president, Obama's approval scores are lower than those for any other new president since these polls began. The last three national surveys on support for Obamacare: 40-56 in Rasmussen, 34-61 by CNN/Opinion Dynamics, and 34-57 by Fox.

The Democrats may try to blame their failure to pass health care reform, if it occurs, on Joe Lieberman. But the failure will be their own: they could not convince the American people that their monstrously complex and expensive proposal ($2.5 trillion in the first ten years after benefits kick in) was necessary.

What do these 'moderate' Democrats know? That they each have a giant serving fork sticking in their back.

More of Richard's analysis is available at Pajamas Media.


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2010 Nissan Maxima SV Sport

AutoBlog has the review. Capsule summary:

...The base car starts at "just" $30,460. But the car Nissan provided us has a price tag of nearly $40,000. You do get a lot car for that money, but at the end of the day, $38,384 is a big chunk o' change. So big, in fact, that you might be tempted to choose an Infiniti G37 sedan (beginning at just over $33,000), or even a Cadillac CTS (starts at $37,000). Two similarly-sized cars that are, as it happens, rear-wheel drive...

Heaping praise upon Nissan's wonderful V6 is like calling firefighters heroes – you just do it, and only the crazy will argue. Still displacing 3.5-liters – unlike the Z, G, M and FX, which have jumped up to 3.7-liters – the VQ35DE produces a whopping 290 horsepower and a stout 261 pound-feet of torque, more than enough to scoot the fairly big boy (190 inches, 3,565 pounds) to 60 mph in less than six seconds. In terms of potency, those 290 horsies are more than you get from 3.5-liter V6s found in the Accord (271 hp), Avalon (268 hp), Taurus (263 hp) or Mercedes-Benz E350 (268 hp). And way more than you get in a 211 hp turbocharged Audi A4. But none offer a CVT...

Is the beefy price tag worth it? No spoilers here -- you'll just have to read the rest.

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The Children That Harry Reid Condemned to Death

Mr. Peabody, set the Wayback Machine to October 2006.

This moving photograph shows Chief Master Sgt. John Gebhardt, superintendent of the 22nd Wing Medical Group at McConnell Air Force Base in Kansas, holding an injured Iraqi girl. The picture was taken in October 2006, while Chief Gebhardt was deployed to Balad Air Base in Iraq. According to the Air Force Print News, the infant girl Chief Gebhardt held in his arms "received extensive gunshot injuries to her head when insurgents attacked her family killing both of her parents and many of her siblings."


Chief Gebhardt is now back home in Wichita, Kansas, with his wife and two children. An Air Force Link article about the sudden fame he gained as the subject of this photograph reported that:

The chief had a knack for comforting [the injured Iraqi girl] and they often would catch a cat nap together in a chair.

"I got as much enjoyment out of it as the baby did," he said. "I reflected on my own family and life and thought about how lucky I have been."

While deployed to Iraq, the chief tried to help out any way he could. He figured holding a baby that needed comforting that would free up one more set of arms that could be providing care to more critical patients.

"I pray for the best for the Iraqi children," he said. "I can't tell the difference between their kids and our kids. The Iraqi parents have the same care and compassion for their children as any American."

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid seems to have a knack for sentencing innocents to death and enslavement. Aside from his abysmal form of socialized medicine -- that will enslave generations unborn to untold trillions in debt -- he is infamous among America's military families for a quote that well nigh bordered on treason.

Just months after the accompanying photograph was taken, Reid abandoned all moral support for America's troops in the field.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on Thursday said the war in Iraq is lost militarily and "can only be won diplomatically, politically and economically" after more than four years of fighting...

"Now I believe, myself, that the secretary of state, the secretary of defense and you have to make your own decision as to what the president knows: that this war is lost, that the surge is not accomplishing anything," Reid, D-Nev., told reporters...

While lawmakers were outspoken in press briefings, several officials described Wednesday's White House meeting as polite for the most part, but pointed during Reid's comments that he spoke with generals who likened Iraq to Vietnam and described it as a war in which the president refused to change course despite knowing victory was impossible... Bush bristled at the comparison, according to the officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity. One quoted him as saying, "I reject" the comparison.

Reid is a disgraceful little weasel who has yet to apologize to our armed forces and their families. And, should his government-run health care bill pass, he will be long gone when the entire system implodes under unsustainable waste, inefficiencies, fraud and debt.

"This war is lost."

This is Reid's legacy. This is Reid's mantra. This is Reid's political epitaph.


Hat tip: Papa B.

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Finally: a Scientifically Valid Hockey-Stick Graph

Consider the following, relatively complete picture of the nation's unemployment situation:

Lately there has been much back and forth over the definitions of (un)employment, of improving (deteriorating) trends therein, and of just what is going on with the labor pool in the U.S. Due to the lack of a definitive data series that tracks comprehensive unemployment over time, the possibility for loose interpretation exists and is (ab)used by many. In order to hopefully mitigate a lot of the debate on the margin, here is probably one of the more comprehensive charts available, which tracks Initial Claims, Continuing Claims and Emergency Unemployment Compensation (the last being somewhat notorious lately, and a datapoint that has to be considered due to the skyrocketing exhaustion rate) since 1967. Pretty simple. The result does not need much commentary.


I'm truly shocked that the Democrats' central planning efforts haven't worked. I mean they worked in Cuba. And Zimbabwe. And the Soviet Union.

Welcome to the Obamaconomy!


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Bad News: Polar Ice May Vanish Soon, Gore Will Not

Dan from New York:

Gore: Polar ice may vanish in 5-7 years



We must act now to reverse the process! Save the ice, get rid of the dummy.


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EPA Acquires High-Cap Semi-Auto Handguns Due to Extreme Dangers of Testing Air and Ponds for Toxins Like Carbon Dioxide

Nothing spells danger like testing rivers and ponds for dangerous pollutants such as carbon dioxide and radon. That's why the EPA is arming up, acquiring dozens of Glock 19 semi-auto handguns.

This is a Glock 19 fitted with an optional 33-round magazine.

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency’s Criminal Investigations Division intends to award a sole source firm-fixed-price Purchase Order to Glock, Inc. under the authority of FAR Part 13, Simplified Acquisition Procedures for 40 Model G-19, 9mm frame handguns with finger grove and rail frames, Tijico night sights, extended magazine catches and 3.5lb/NY1 Trigger magazines. The Glock model G-19 is the Agency standard firearm and is the only pistol that fits our training, certified repair technician contracts, and equipment capabilities without a major change to Agency operations. Our agents are trained with the Glock pistol, and changing to another manufacturer would require transition training for each agent that could range from 1 to 3 days depending on the manufacturer. Additionally, our Agents are outfitted with holsters and magazine clips that are fitted to the Glock model firearm. Furthermore, EPA-CID has a large amount of spare parts for the Glock weapons and to retool these parts would require substantial expenditure for the Government.

The EPA's motto says it all: Trouble is our business.

As for you climate deniers out there? Let this be a warning to you. The EPA isn't playing patty-cake with low-life jamokes like you.


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Larwyn's Linx: Sign of the Times -- Obamavilles Spring Up

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Nation

High Noon for Health Care: 12/15/2009
Fight: Red State
MO billboard warns DC: Prepare for War: GWP

Protesters greet Eric Holder on Long Island: GWP
Senate Health Care Bill Unconstitutional: STACLU
You Will lose your private health insurance: RCP

Once More from the Top, Barack!: Steyn
Obama's Latest Big Brother Plan: Hyscience
Can't Hide the Decline: O's New Polling Lows: RCP

Blago lawyers want FBI Obama, Jarrett, Emanuel files: GWP
I'm so awesome, I'll just grade myself. Hey look, I got a B+!: Ace

Economy

NYC Hospitals: Huge Salaries, Bonuses: S&L
Surging Zimbabwe Stocks: Our Future: Zero Hedge
NIA Declares Silver Best Investment for Next Decade: NIA

EPA carbon regs may derail cap-and-trade: AT
The Bureaucratic Dictatorship Has Arrived: Gingrich
Sign of the Times: Obamavilles: AT

Media

Palin's Turning Point: LegalIns
The Funniest, Saddest, Most Pathetic, And Most Enraging Media Quotes Of The Year: Dollard
Lefty Media Implosion: Citadel - ABC Radio Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy: Equalizer

'Thomas the Tank Engine' accused of promoting a conservative ideology: Powers
Coward of the Day, Month and Year: Black & Right
Poisoned Wells: Law & Order: AT

Saga of Aspiring Rapper Somehow Becomes Even Funnier: JWF
The Conversation Continues: GM's Place

Climate & Energy

Must-read: Daily Mail Digests Climategate: Ace
'Botch after botch after botch': Toronto Sun
B & R Saturday Edition: Black & Right

Centre of the Storm: MacLeans
Swingin' Copenhagen: Dennis Miller
Animated Fallout From Climategate: The Autopsy

The Wages of Climategate: AT (Dunn)

World

Is America a Deer in the Headlights?: Hanson
Left's Slow-Mo Train Wreck Continues: Gormogons
Blair Sticks to His Guns: Invading Iraq Was Right: GWP

The Pathology of the Rich Socialists: AT

Sci-Tech

Your ISP's pricing plans -- without net neutrality: Unknown

Cornucopia

How did Tiger keep his secrets?
Ask Spitzer's Babe: Post
When Snarks Attack: Michelle's Mirror

"...while Obama continues on his stately progress from one 4,000-word dirge to the next, [Harry] Reid’s beavering away advancing the cause of van Rumpoy–scale statism. The news this week that the well-connected Democrat pollster, Mark Penn, received $6 million of “stimulus” money to “preserve” three jobs in his public-relations firm to work on a promotional campaign for the switch from analog to digital TV is a perfect snapshot of Big Government. In the great sucking maw of the federal treasury, $6 million isn’t even a rounding error. But it comes from real people — from you and anybody you know who still makes the mistake of working for a living; and, if it had been left in your pockets, you’d have spent it in the real world, at a local business or in expanding your own, and maybe some way down the road it would have created some genuine jobs. Instead, it got funneled to a Democrat pitchman to preserve three non-jobs on a phony quasi-governmental PR campaign. Big Government does that every minute of the day." -- Mark Steyn

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sitemeters of the Rich and Famous (and those of the Poor and Unstable)

For those unfamiliar with the ins and outs of blogging (by the way, we call you people "non-losers"), Sitemeter is a service frequently employed to count visitors and provide other useful stats. In fact, some bloggers and sites choose to leave their Sitemeters public. In the interest of providing some transparency into site traffic for some of the blogs I link to, the table below includes the most recent daily traffic scores (daily unique visitors, averaged over the last week) as well as links to the Sitemeter display panels themselves.

94 Tax Man
119Ruby Slippers
192Wolf Howling
228Virtuous Republic
371Snapped Shot
467Exurban League
583New Zeal
1,189Double Plus Undead
1,327Parkway Rest Stop
1,394BlogProf
1,973Olbermann Watch
2,100Sister Toldjah
2,354Patriot Room
2,564Jules Crittenden
2,980American Power
3,052Radio Equalizer
3,293Stop the ACLU
4,100Ed Driscoll
4,457Moe Lane
4,615Doug Ross
4,693Flopping Aces
4,735Legal Insurrection
4,866Maggie's Farm
6,262R.S. McCain
8,443Don Surber
8,791Pat Dollard
9,634Patterico
10,175Dan Riehl
11,181Jammie Wearing Fool
22,390Jawa Report
63,205Gateway Pundit
95,935Ace of Spades
127,259Watts Up With That
216,100Michelle Malkin
428,871InstaPundit
697,347Hot Air

I have no idea whether anyone else finds this interesting, but seeing how successful the big blogs are -- my guess is substantially higher than most newspapers -- we may have to redefine the term 'mainstream media' soon.

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The Other Hockey Stick: the EPA's Radon Scam

Every structure that is sold in the United States is generally required to undergo a "radon inspection." This inspection is intended to detect the presence of an odorless, colorless, invisible gas that government bureaucrats claim is harmful to humans.

According to the EPA, "Exposure to radon in the home is responsible for an estimated 20,000 lung cancer deaths each year [and it] is a health hazard with a simple solution."

Also featured prominently on the EPA's website is a 2005 statement from the Surgeon General that states, "Indoor radon is the second-leading cause of lung cancer in the United States... It's important to know that this threat is completely preventable."

But is radon truly a menace? Or is it simply a made-up industry populated with bureaucrats, inspectors, manufacturers and distributors all of whom profit from the regulations?

If you sell a home and the resulting radon inspection yields a reading of 4 picocuries (pCi) per liter of air, you'll probably be on the hook for the "abatement". This means having a licensed installer rig up some PVC pipe, a vent and an electric fan in your basement while charging you a grand or two for his troubles.

But where did this magical 4 pCi figure come from? Curiously, a 1994 EPA report called Facts Concerning Environmental Radon stated that, "it has not yet been possible to generate convincing data on increased risk at or below 4-8 pCi/liter."

Furthermore, the EPA's proclamation that radon represents the second leading cause of lung cancer after smoking is misleading at best. Consider these two quotes from the public summary of the EPA report Biological Effects of Ionizing Radiation VI (also known as BEIR VI).

The BEIR VI committee's preferred central estimates... are that about 1 in 10 or 1 in 7 of all lung cancer deaths-amounting to ... about 15,400 to 21,800 per year in the United States- can be attributed to radon among ever-smokers and never-smokers together...

...The number of radon-related lung cancer deaths resulting from (our analysis) could be as low as 3000 or as high as 32,000. Most of the radon-related lung cancers occur among ever-smokers, and because of the synergism between smoking and radon, many of the cancers in ever-smokers could be prevented by either tobacco control or reduction of radon exposure.

"Ever-smokers" represents anyone who has ever smoked, regardless of age, duration/intensity of their smoking, or how long ago they quit. The second quote highlights the reality behind the "preferred central estimates": most deaths pinned on radon actually were related to tobacco usage!

Put simply, "the obvious but unstated conclusion of the EPA's BEIR VI report is clear... [they] don't know if there is a quantifiable risk to healthy people from the levels of radon they suggest are dangerous..."

There have never been tests of the effects of varying amounts of radon in a typical home setting. The only tests originated in mine shafts in which radon was simply one of several dozen radioactive elements present. Based upon these measures, an arbitrary threshold of 4 pCi was established by bureaucrats who extrapolated the miners' environment to those found in homes.

In other words, there has never been a verified case where home radon was linked to an occurrence of cancer. Not one case. Even a 2001 long-term study in Sweden, published in Epidemiology, concluded that "among never-smokers residential radon exposure may be more harmful for those exposed to environmental tobacco smoke." In other words, it was difficult to characterize risk for radon along as opposed to second-hand smoke.

While the EPA crows that radon is the second-leading cause of cancer and that thousands die each year from radon, it is virtually impossible to tell whether radon or exposure to tobacco caused lung cancer!

And from these fabrications sprung countless regulations, bureaucrats, businesses, inspectors and agencies. A billion-dollar-plus industry.

All to solve a problem that you can't see or smell and that no one ever knew existed until 1984. In fact, don't be surprised to see Al Gore get involved with radon mitigation as this whole warming thing implodes. You see, the EPA employs 17,000 people and these bureaucrats enjoy nothing more than inventing new regulations with which they can control our lives. 17,000 people devoted to enslaving you to the cults of global warming climate change, radon and heaven knows what else.

That is why, when I'm elected President, the EPA will be limited to no more than 12 employees. I figure the fewer the bureaucrats, the less unconstitutional garbage they'll come up with.


Hat tips: City Data and Natural Handyman.

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The Value of a Drink

Dave W. sent this one in.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- Jack Handy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -- Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -- Henny Youngman

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." -- Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe you can sing.

"When we drink, we sometimes get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" -- Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -- Dave Barry

"I tried drinking in moderation, but couldn't find it on the map." -- Dave Weinbaum

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff explained the Buffalo Theory of Alchohol to his buddy Norm:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.."


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AP's Andrew Taylor Invents Brand-New Phrase!

While laying down covering fire for the Democrats' Cloward-Piven-esque efforts to destroy the full faith and credit of the U.S. currency, Andrew Taylor of the Associated Press invents a brand new term.

The $1.1 trillion measure combines much of the year's unfinished budget work... into a 1,000-plus-page spending bill that would give the Education Department, the State Department, the Department of Health and Human Services and others increases far exceeding inflation.

The 60-34 vote met the minimum threshold to end the GOP filibuster. A final vote was set for Sunday afternoon to send the measure to President Barack Obama.

The measure combines $447 billion in operating budgets with about $650 billion in mandatory payments for federal benefit programs such as Medicare and Medicaid. It wraps together six individual spending bills and also contains more than 5,000 back-home projects...

"Back-home projects"?

"Back-home projects"?

Would those be the billions in wasteful spending that used to be called "earmarks"?

The very same projects that candidate Barack Obama promised to scrutinize, stating "...we need earmark reform... when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely."?

But there isn't enough money to defend the homeland against illegal aliens who are arrested for criminal activity, so Congress is slashing spending on that program.

California and other financially strapped states will lose tens of millions of federal dollars that they spend to jail illegal immigrants charged with crimes, under Congress' latest spending bill...

...Overall, spending for the program would fall from $400 million to $330 million for the State Criminal Alien Assistance Program, or SCAAP, which President Barack Obama had targeted for elimination. It's a formula grant program that provides aid to states and localities for correctional officer salary costs incurred for jailing criminal undocumented immigrants.

To be clear: Congress is able to devote billions of taxpayer funds for 5,000 of their pork-filled earmark projects but can't locate $70 million for a program that has bipartisan support in the states most affected by gang and other criminal activities conducted by illegal aliens. It may be trite to say that innocent people will assuredly die because of this ill-considered decision; but it's also spot-on.

These irresponsible Democrats are useless, sixties-retread radicals; and they need to be thrown out of office in 2010. They have clearly violated their oaths of office -- and the first duty of all elected officials -- to defend and uphold the Constitution.


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Larwyn's Linx: Glenn Reynolds Predicts the Future

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Nation

Glenn Reynolds Predicts the Future: InstaPundit
For the Annals of Good Government: Corner
From Awful to Worse: WklyStd

False Populism, Real Profits for Schakowsky (D-IL): BigGov
New Low for Daily Presidential Tracking Poll: -16: Rasmussen
I've got a new nickname for Obama: Neoneocon

Defending America

Merry Fistmas, Media Matters: No, We're not done yet: GWP
"May the Lord keep watch between you and me...": JWF
Send Rifqa Bary a Christmas Card: GoV

Economy

Graphs of the Day: AT
Skyrocketing Debt and Obama's Self-Admitted Failure: FlAces
Obamaville, Colorado’s fastest growing community: GWP

Soros climate advocacy benefits his hedge funds: AT
Raise Your Hand: Crittenden
Europe urges 'social' tax on banks worldwide: Expatica (Be)

Media

Editor & Publisher’s Final Years A Cautionary Tale: Driscoll
Ouch! Obama Clips from 2008: GWP
Jersey Shore: MTV glamorizes a decadent, risky, and abhorrent lifestyle: PJM

'Ungovernable': Matthew Yglesias beclowns himself: Morrissey
Lefty: Don’t blame Obama; America’s ungovernable: Surber
Actually, I agree with both Reynolds *and* Yglesias: Moe Lane

On Obama's Sellout: Taibbi
AP: Climategate is Nothing: Surber
Tom Friedman's Global Warming Conflict-of-Interest: AT

Climate & Energy

A Memo to the Global Warming Cult: Doc Zero
Global Warming and the "Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion": MoneyRunner
Obama's geothermal pipe dream: Ace

We Understand How Conspiracies Work: Gormogons
Hmmm... Antarctic Ice Temperatures: Virtuous Republic
968 arrests at Copenhagen Climate Scam Rally: Maktoob

World

Military Mutiny in Iran?: PJM
The Dirge After the Surge: May
Philippine gunmen demand animal sacrifices: Maktoob

Perfect: Ahmadinejad, Chavez and Mugabe Will Speak at UN Junk Science Summit: GWP
As-Sahab - "The Mujahideen Don't Target Muslims" by Adam Gadahn: Jawa

Sci-Tech

Google phone looks 'supersharp': CNet
125,000-Plus Sites Tagged by SQL Injection Attack: eSecurity Planet
AT&T 3G service disruption hits San Francsico: CNet

Cornucopia

Progress!: I Own The World!
He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum: Michelle's Mirror

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Obama Lands Terrorist Olympics for Illinois

In an attempt to redeem himself for failing to secure the Olympic Games for Chicago, President Obama announced today that Illinois will host the Terrorist Olympic Games this summer.

Using competitors sourced from Gitmo and rendition sites around the world, the events will include:

Bus Pull: A Festivus-style feat of strength, the Bus Pull is a timed event with an exciting finish. Entrants wear suicide martyrdom belts and must pull the bus past the finish line before the timer ticks down to zero.

Chemical weapon Decathlon: a cloud of spray from Saddam Hussein's stockpile of WMDs descends on a football field as contestants race from one goal line to the other: first to retrieve masks at the other end, then back to the original goal line -- and survival.

Escape from Abu Ghraib: competitors dive, climb and crawl their way to simulated freedom while being chased by German Shepherds.

Heated High Jump: a flaming ring continues to rise until each contestant must be doused with water. Unique to this event, the winner also receives a mink coat.

Tickets for all events are available through Eric Holder's Department of Justice.


Update: 51% of Illinois residents oppose hosting the TerroRlympics -- or just housing the terrorists at all.

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Eight Handy Inventions the Jihadis Can Use in Prison

These are kinds of tools that the Jihadis destined for Illinois can be expected to employ.

Prison Lighter: Wrap a AA battery in duct tape having strapped a wire to the negative end (that's the bottom of the battery, for you liberals). Touch the other side of the wire to the positive end and the exposed metal coil in the center of the wire will heat up enough to light your ciggie.

Prison Tattoo Gun: Nothing says you done served your time like a solid set of prison tats. Use a battery to power a motor that pushes a needle in and out in rapid fashion. Choices of colors are limited to whatever Bic pens you have in stock, however, which usually means the standard blue prison fare.

Prison Pipe: Stoners have the uncanny ability to use anything as a pipe and in this case they employed a tube of German horseradish. It reportedly functions superbly while amping up the flava.

Prison Shiv: The Lord works in mysterious ways as the dude who was on the wrong end of this shiv found out.

Prison Brass Knuckles: this robust take on the classic design is gauran-frickin-teed to leave a mark.

Prison Whip: for those frustrated by the inability to import nunchucks into prison, the next best thing may be the prison whip. Anchored with a stunning (and heavy) item like a bolt, it features multiple old-school razor blades for that special someone.

Prison Projectile Zip Gun: ground up match-heads can be used as a primitive form of gunpowder that can propel anything small and heavy you have on hand -- machine screws, nuts, bolts, the stray rock, for instance.

Prison four-round zip gun: If his handiwork hadn't been both deadly and illegal, this prisoner deserved an "A" in shop class. The barrels are loaded with cartridges and rotate, revolver style, into position in front of the firing pin.

Remember, don't bring a shiv to a gunfight.

My advice to the guards of these Jihadists? Use overwhelming force.


Major Hat tip: Sloshspot.

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Amazon Kindle FAIL: This is precisely what I was afraid of

Argh! This is exactly the kind of thing I feared with the Amazon Kindle. Yes, it's convenient. Yes, if you're a heavy traveler and an equally heavy reader, it's probably indispensable.

But what the hell do you do when the screen fails?

Notice the discolored band near the top of the 'digital ink'-based screen. That appeared this morning as a permanent reminder that a bunch of finicky electrons hold the keys to a dozen of my books.

I guess I won't be getting rid of these anytime soon.

And I hear that when the SHTF, they'll be worth some serious coin.

At the rate these Democrats are spending, we don't have long to wait.


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'O Brother Jihadi, Where Art Thou?'

Yes, Virginia, the Jihadi terrorists really are moving to Illinois. Consider it a stimulus package for Obama's hometown prison industry.

Who would have believed it, indeed?

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Larwyn's Linx: How to Solve a Problem Like Palin

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Nation

Health Care Reform by Hook or by Crook: AT (Feldman)
Keith Ellison's Non-CAIR-backed Challengers: Maggie
Judge: No Cutting Off ACORN's Shakedown Money: Ace

Go Home Congress!: Anchoress
Do safe schools require an iron fisting?: Morrissey
Little Dick Durbin's Army of Sgt. Schultzes: Surber

How to Solve a Problem Like Palin: Surber
Sarah Palin Breaking Hearts on the Left: Riehl
Medicare buy-in worse than Public Option: Fausta

Defending America

Confirmed: Obama sends Gitmo terrorists to... Illinois: STACLU
Shielding What?: Power Line

Economy

Another Pork-Stuffed Omnibus Spending Bill: Corner
12 reasons the job market is worse than you think: Pethokoukis
Omni-bust: "This is The Worst That I've Seen It": Corner

Do Nothing, Majority Says: ObamaCare as unpopular as it is monstrous: Taranto
Democrats' D-Day on Seniors: Hewitt
Dept of Transportation: 1,690 'Civil Servants' Make More Than $170K/Year: NRO

Media

The 8th Annual Right Wing News Conservative Blog Awards: RWN
Whose Side is David Frum on, anyway?: Gay Patriot
Daily Scoreboard: Surber

Sarah Palin makes surprise visit to Tonight Show: note audience reaction: Wizbang
Media Belles at the Ball: Spectator
More on the Demise of Editor & Publisher: McClatchy Watch

Media Matters Authors 18 Articles Defending Kid Fisting Lectures, Kiddie Sex Books as Non-Scandal: GWP

Climate & Energy

Fables of the Reconstruction (Or, How to Make Your Own Hockey Stick): IowaHawk
Obama Tells GOP Not to Scare People with the Truth: FlAces
Something's (probably) got to give: Dinocrat

Climategate: One Must Ignore 200 Years of Observations to Believe in AGW: PJM
It's Come to This: Climate Kook Wants to Limit Births: JWF
Suppression of heresy at Copenhagen: Wizbang

World

Your Five Local Jihadis: Jawa
TiZA swings and misses: Power Line
Hmmmmm: Khattab Removes All Traces of Link to Ft. Hood Killer Hasan: Jawa

Bruce Bawer Reports from Copenhagen: InstaPundit
Asymmetrical outrage: The Egyptians build a wall, where's the outrage? : TigerHawk
No French citizenship for 'burqa' Muslims: Maktoob

Sci-Tech

Amazon EC2 cloud service hit by botnet, outage: CNet

Cornucopia

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations: Cracked
7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag: Guyism (NSFW)
Golden Geese Land in Oslo: Michelle's Mirror

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Lucky Coyote

Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75 mph, embedded in the fender, rode for 600 miles — and SURVIVED!

When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75 mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on.

They didn't realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run.

Eight hours, two fuel stops, and 600 miles later they found the wild animal embedded in their front fender - and very much alive.






Snopes said it's true, so it's an ironclad fact.

"[Daniel] saw fur and the body inside the grill," Tevyn East said. "I was trying to keep some distance. Our assumption was it was part of the coyote — it didn't register it was the whole animal."

Daniel East got a broom to try and pry the remains out of the bumper and got the shock of his life.

"It flinched," Tevyn East said. "It was a huge surprise — he got a little freaked out."

Tevyn and Daniel huddled with Jeffrey Adams, who got on the telephone with volunteers from Wildlife Rehabilitation and Release.

Volunteer Jan Crowell arrived with a kennel and equipment to help corral the coyote, including a catch pole with a loop, and the delicate operation to rescue the coyote got under way.

Crowell was able to get the catch pole loop around its neck and used that to guide the animal into the dog carrier. She then took the coyote home, where she rehabilitates wild mammals, for observation.

"I was just amazed," Crowell said. "Quite frankly, I figured it would have broken bones."

When the 45-pound canine calmed down, the only injuries it appeared to have sustained were a scratch on one leg and a scrape on the pad of one paw, she said.

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Comparo: Does the BMW 5-Series Finally Beat the Mercedes E-Class?

The BMW Blog has posted the "Comparison: New Mercedes-Benz E-Class vs. New BMW 5 Series."

The moment we have all been waiting for is finally here: a real life comparison between the recently unveiled 2011 BMW 5 Series and the latest Mercedes-Benz E-Class design.

While we have been down this road just a few days ago with a photo comparison between the 5 Series and its competitors, this is time, the German magazine Autobild managed to get their hands on the new 5 and place it against the E-Class, and by place it, we mean, literally next to it.


Frankly, I prefer ragtops, where I can let my long, lustrous hair run free in the wind.

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Dear Haloscan, Go Jam Tiger's Putter Up Your Wazoo

I received the following email earlier today with the subject heading "Haloscan is being discontinued." Haloscan is, for the non-techies in the audience, the application that this site has used for years. It powers the comments feature and the trackbacks at the bottom of each post.

So check this out:

Dear Haloscan user,

Our records show that you are (or have been) using the Haloscan commenting service on your Blog or website.

Haloscan is being discontinued on Dec 26, 2009.

You have two options,

1. Upgrade to the new Echo commenting service; $9.95/year.

* All of your comments will automatically be moved for you.
* Real Time comments, no need to reload the page to see new comments.
* Visitors can login and share comments with FaceBook, Twitter, Yahoo! and more.
* Echo brings Tweets, Diggs, and other mentions of your site directly to your pages.
* Add Photo or video to comments.

2. Or, download your comments for your own use for Free.

Please note that you must chose one of these options before the cut off date or your comment service and data will be inaccessible.

Please log into your Haloscan administration dashboard at http://haloscan.com/members/ to learn more about the transition options.

Thank you,

The Haloscan Team

I'm not real good at arithmetic, but this appears to be a threat. Tony Soprano says that if we don't pay up within a few days that my 10,000-or-so comments by users will be deleted.

Some might call that type of message blackmail. But I call it stupidity. Consider the ill-will that this type of behavior engenders. Among bloggers! You hear me? These are bloggers, for heaven's sake! It's not like they're gonna shut up about this garbage!

Anyhow, perhaps you've noticed some formatting problems with our esteemed journal of late. Our formatting editor -- yes, it's Biff Spackle -- has tried to reformat the site to remove Haloscan altogether. Let us know in the comments, or via email, if you've been seeing problems. And we apologize in advance for this crap, but -- frankly -- go call Haloscan and tell them they're wankers.

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Top Eight Reasons Mrs. Tiger Woods Should Have Known...


#8 - Frequently spotted in nightclubs with Eliot Spitzer.

#7 - Unexplained nicks and dents on his balls.

#6 - Retrofitted his Cadillac Escalade with curb feelers.

#5 - American Express charge for $2,000 from Waffle House.

#4 - Had always promised he'd be faithful within the three adjoining counties.

#3 - Often heard humming the theme song from Shaft in the shower.

#2 - On Facebook, his relationship status reads, "Dayammmmmmmmmm."

#1 - Always referred to his privates as "the wood".


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Larwyn's Linx: 'Soiling Your Pants Will Not Gain You Respect'

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Nation

Why are we tiring of Obama?: Hanson
An Unconstitutional Mandate: Corner
It Begins: Sotomayor says there are no "illegal aliens": WyBlog

President Obama's Many Shticks: AT
Jennings must not get a pass on Fistgate: SIGIS
Steve Poizner, California Gov, 2010: Riehl

Defending America

Wrong about Past and Present: Rivkin and Casey
Obama's Moral Confusion: Corner
Asylum Interlude -- What I Learned as a Prosecutor: WashReb

Economy

Repeal the Social Security Earnings Penalty: Blumer
Taxing your mere existence: LegalIns
Things are a lot better now: Grand Rants

Pass cap-n-trade or I'll kill the economy!: BlogProf
CBC nets $10 billion of your money in boycott: Riehl
I Can't Eat Crab Claws, I've Got to Bankrupt the Country!: SIGIS

Media

Andrew Breitbart Announces Launch of New 'Big' Sites: Mediaite
Rolling Stone: Waaaaaaaah! Obama sold us out!: Surber
2039: S, C & A

Colin Powell's endorsement will live in infamy: GrandPartisan
A Magazine Cover Obama Wishes He Wasn't On: JWF
Will Charlie Gibson leave Fistgate to the 'Cables'?: AT

Detroit Teachers Union hits snooze button on wake-up call of disastrous student test scores: BlogProf
CBS/NYT Poll Keeps Obama at 50%, By Homogenizing Sample With Poll of Helen Thomas' Ladies-Only Combination Book Club and Cat Fashion Revue: Ace

Climate & Energy

Global Warming: An Entire Movement Founded on 'Confirmation Bias': Belmont
Sure, Why Not: Scientists Overseeing CRU "Pressured" to Sign Circular Defending AGW "Or Risk Losing Work": Ace
Emails, schmeemails, look at the polar ice caps: AT (Hoven)

Say what?! Stanford's Schneider claims: 'Hockey stick never used as proof of warming by IPCC': Pielke
Climategate gaining traction - even in New Jersey: AT (Smith)
Hey, My Tucson Station Is Now Surrounded by a Big Heat Island but the Nearby Grand Canyon Station Remains Pristine, So You Know What I'ma Do? I'ma "Homogenize" 'Em. Hey Look! Now They Show Warming!: Ace

World

Vaclav Havel on Obama: Soiling Your Pants Will Not Gain You International Respect: GWP
Bolton tears Obama's speech to shreds: Atlas
Greece is going bankrupt: Dollard

Shocker… Obama Bashes America During Nobel Acceptance Speech: GWP
Hard Truths: Crittenden
Angelina Jolie calls out Obama on Sudan: Surber

Man-Child President Honored in Indonesia: JWF
Obama on DC Jihadis: "Fiercely loyal Muslims": Atlas

Sci-Tech

What I saw at the Revolution: AJacksonian
Tesco to offer iPhone contracts: BBC

Cornucopia

EPA-approved gas masks contain your CO2: Cube
Schizophrenic Quotes Are Always A Treat: HappyHosp
Ruh Rohbama: SondraK

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Democrat Utopia: Free Unicorns for Everyone


"Those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account, to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day, because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government." -- President Barack Obama, 1/20/09


The federal government -- controlled completely by Democrats -- is in the process of bequeathing our children crushing debts. Imagine being born into the world owing $200,000 for a house you'll never get to occupy. That's what each member of America's next generation will get to experience.

And it's not just the federal government. California. New York. Michigan. Illinois. All of the Blue States, dominated for decades by leftist Democrats, are disintegrating as we speak. Consider:

S&P Downgrades Illinois Illinois From AA- to A+ with a negative outlook.

The downgrade reflects what we view as the state's deteriorating liquidity and financial position... Illinois failed to address its fiscal 2009 deficit, which was carried into fiscal 2010. Similar to many other states, revenues are performing below originally forecast levels... The absence of recurring solutions in the next year to deal with the current budget challenges and begin to stabilize liquidity will likely result in a further downgrade of llinois.

Year in and year out, California spends $10 billion more than it takes in: And the state now faces a $21 billion dollar shortfall and officials have explored some *cough* creative secessionary proposals to paper over the disaster.

California's finances have been so bad that the governor's finance director, Mike Genest, told a budget forum in Washington last week that back in February he had combed through the U.S. Constitution to research whether California could legally declare bankruptcy -- or revert to some kind of territorial status.

With 16% unemployment, Michigan is staring at its own multi-billion dollar deficit: In addition tospending billions more than it takes in, Michigan's $2.3 billion community health budget, 90 percent of which is Medicaid, will get slammed with an additional $500 million or so by socialized medicine. And that's just part of the problem.

The Senate Fiscal Agency says the state collected $120 million less in tax revenues in the last two months than projected in May... That means the budget deficit is getting bigger than economists thought... Gov. Jennifer Granholm and lawmakers have cut spending and filled much of this year's hole with federal stimulus money. They are facing a bigger shortfall in the next budget.

Gee, that sounds sustainable. Filling in budget shortfalls with money from the federal taxpayer.

And, at the federal level, the hits just keep on comin'.

Emergency Jobless Claims Hit All-Time High: And I thought President Obama said the economy was recovering.

The number you won't hear mentioned anywhere in the Mainstream Media: 327,729. That is how many people shifted to Emergency Unemployment Compensation programs in the last week alone, hitting an all time record high of 4.2 million!

Oh, and did you hear?

America is broke -- and the Democrats keep spending: Politico's headline reads 'Dems to lift debt ceiling by $1.8 trillion, fear 2010 backlash'. In a nutshell, the Statists are in a central-planning frenzy and won't let up until they control health care and every energy-consuming business in the country:

In a bold but risky year-end strategy, Democrats are preparing to raise the federal debt ceiling by as much as $1.8 trillion before New Year’s rather than have to face the issue again prior to the 2010 elections.

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Welcome to the Obamaconomy! Welcome to the CCCP! And let's have 'em run health care, too!


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Google Merges Virtual With Physical


Google continues to blur the borders between the offline and online worlds.

...a new effort just launched by Google uses window decals to help the most searched-upon local retailers forge online connections from the bricks-and-mortar store.

...As part of its Favorite Places on Google effort, the search giant has identified more than 100,000 local businesses in the U.S. that are searched upon most often by users. They include restaurants, stores and other establishments in more than 9,000 towns and cities across the nation, and each one of them will soon receive a window decal from Google featuring a scannable QR code...

...Patrons and other passers-by can then scan that code with any of hundreds of mobile devices—including iPhone, Android phones, BlackBerry and more—and be taken directly to that business's Place Page on their mobile phone. There, they can find reviews and coupons or "star" the business as one they want to remember for later; soon, they'll be able to leave reviews as well...

Sometimes I get the feeling that Google is playing chess while everyone else is yelling "King Me!".


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The Fallen 13 -- And One Guardian Angel


Chapter 154 of Mt. Clemens, Michigan, via Dennis, sent this one in. We will not forget.




















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Seriously: The President and Valerie Jarrett want your ideas for boosting the economy


The President's handpicked slumlord -- Valerie Jarrett -- is soliciting ideas about improving the economy. Gee, I've got a few thoughts.

The White House website asks the following questions, for which you can submit answers electronically. And they're encouraging folks to organize (what else?) 'community events' in order to solicit even more ideas! In the spirit of helping out, my suggested responses are in bold.

From what you have heard about the President’s Jobs Forum, what seems relevant to your community?:

Slashing the size of government, slashing taxes, stopping all deficit spending and getting the hell off our backs.

What parts of your local economy are working or thriving? What businesses and sectors are expanding and hiring?:

The EPA appears to be hiring (though not really working). Other than the federal government, no one is expanding.

What parts of your local economy are not working or thriving? What businesses and sectors have been hit the hardest? What are people struggling with the most?:

All businesses have stopped hiring because they are awaiting the outcome of the new 8% mandatory health tax, draconian new 'carbon regulations' and energy taxes. People are struggling with an out-of-control federal government that has violated the Constitution repeatedly to push its radical, sixties-retread, no-growth, flat Earth, Marxist agenda.

What are the opportunities for growth in your community? What businesses and sectors seem poised to rebound? What do you see as the “jobs of the future”?:

Until the city goes broke next year, they're hiring at the dump. One key job of the future would be as a 'command-and-control' central planner for the EPA. Really.

What are the obstacles to job creation in your community? What could make local businesses more likely to start hiring?:

Obstacles include income taxes, payroll taxes, FICA taxes, unemployment taxes, gas taxes, property taxes, capital gains taxes, excise taxes, state taxes, county taxes, city taxes, sales taxes, and regulations from every bureau, department, commission and agency imaginable. What would make businesses start hiring? Slashing taxes and slashing the size of bureaucracies that only serve as a drag on the real economy and just create volumes of useless regulations. Really.

What other issues and ideas should the President consider?:

Following through on his oath to uphold the Constitution would be a good start. Really.

Describe your event:

Tea Party. Yes, really.



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Larwyn's Linx: How bad is the Senate bill?

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Nation

How bad is the Senate bill?: Pundette
The Charge of the 280 Dems: Morris
As Long as Harry Reid Raises the Subject...: AT

Take This Paradigm and Shove It: Psychology Today
GOP Survival Tactic: Welcome the New Leaders: AT
Mad as hell... and not going away: WashExam

Where Not to Eat: DPU

Defending America

It Begins: Fortress Manhattan Prepares for KSM: Jawa
Eric Holder's Security Summit: for KSM Trials: SIGIS
Charges against Navy SEALs published: BMW

Economy

Obama: Let's Rein In Spending With Even Wilder Spending: GWP
Czar Obama takes aim at Congress, Economy: WashExam
Buchanan cops highest-paid in region: LoHud

"Initiate ‘Operation: Kommand und Kontrol’…at vunce!": Cold Fury
Did Obama Expose His Own Mendacity?: Power Line
Census Bureau Reports Collapse In State Tax Revenue: Zero Hedge

Media

Obama warns GOP: stop frightening Americans about my policies: Hot Air
Today's Michael Ramirez: SondraK
Listen for the Outcry: Former Clinton Operative Taking Helm of Morning ‘News’ Show: NewsBusters

Climate & Energy

Darwin Ground Zero: The Data Was Faked: Ace
Eurocops: 90% of all carbon trading is bogus: TAB
The Politicization of the EPA — an Administration's Radical Gamble: PJM (Carlin)

EPA Must Be Stopped: Investors
ClimateGate: Al Gore's Political Tin Ear: PJM
Global Warming Data Fraud: Australia Has Been Cooling for 130 Years: BlogProf

World

Egypt builds giant wall, including subterranean metal wall, at Gaza border to stop Palestinians: Maktoob
Explaining Russian and Chinese Policy: From Communists to Super-Capitalist Merchants: RubRep
Wednesday Hero: CallPatriot

Lion's Den: Resistance to Islamization: Pipes
'Smart Diplomacy': Obama Snubs King: InstaPundit

Sci-Tech

Virgin Galactic Dubs New Ship “Enterprise”: Verum Serum

Cornucopia

Most Tasteless Christmas Gift Evah: Jawa
A Test for Obama: ATFO
Argentina 2005: Thoughts on Urban Survival: Ferfal

What can O do for you?: SondraK
How dogs are man's better friends: Canines outclass cats by a whisker in the best pet test: London Daily Mail


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